Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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