need another drink. this is the easiest way
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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