Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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