dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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