Are we in a gay sports bar?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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