She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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