is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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