At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He kissed a someone with a penis
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
