She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm always down for nudity.
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