It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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