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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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