Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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