yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my shit smells like andre
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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