Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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