I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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