Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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