her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
false alarm. still invincible.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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