doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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