Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
