at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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