covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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