we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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