It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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