How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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