Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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