Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there's paper in my vomit.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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