BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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