Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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