it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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