Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
COCAINE IS GR8
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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