Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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