My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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