garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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