I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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