absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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