dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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