i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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