Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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