somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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