Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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