Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
God, I missed his penis.
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