On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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