Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Boobs speak an international language.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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