used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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