For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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