it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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