Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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