I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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