So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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