possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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