My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
tell me about the fingering
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