it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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