weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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