Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want her autograph on my taint
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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