Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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