Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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