In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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